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Sorry Ashton, but no matter how hard you try, and how many Tweets you send out to the universe, you will NEVER EVER be considered a nerd. Unless we are going to try and pretend that the people in America care more about the actual “nerds” that were there over these starlets?

True nerds do not look like you. They do not make out with Demi Moore and they are not invited to important parties hobnobbing with the President of the free world. Also, they don’t fill out a suit like that.

The real nerds out there are most likely flattered that it’s all of a sudden become a cultural “coolness” factor to be considered one of them, however, isn’t it a little bit rude to deauthenticate everything they have worked for, over a lifetime of bad dates and missing invites?