New York’s hottest clubs reviewed by Stefon on Yelp

awesomeringerud:

The return of Stefon: I swear that they don’t tell Bill Hader any of these jokes before he goes out and reads them.

smackadelic:

“12 jacked albinos, 11 Little Richards, 10 piercer babies, 9 Asian Balkis, 8 gay Aladdins, 7 psychos swearing, 6 Puerto screechers, 5 homeless Elmos. 4 coked up frogs, 3 French hens, Taylor Negron, and a human parking cone.”

My personal choice for Time’s Person of The Year