simko:

“Parking Tickets: For Those Who’ve Crossed The Line” by ShineBox Print.

Make no mistake about it; a parking lot is a battlefield. Armed with this bad boy, you can now let your enemies know exactly how you feel about their crappy parking. All without talking to them or keying their cars

Sampling: “Apparently you have boundary issues”, “Is your name Katrina? Because this parking job’s a disaster” and “Aliens searching for intelligent life would see your parking job and leave”…