Why won’t she call? I texted her ten times AND posted to her facebook. Just ring damnit!
Loving Natalie Portman #14 - tribute to the mythical Britney pink wig sex tape - via www.natalie-portman-gallery.com
Closer. Best Portman movie, hands down.
I am calling for a moratorium on Cubs and Mets fans complaining. I am a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. I have seen neither the post-season, nor more wins than losses, since Barry Bonds wore a size medium helmet. That is all.
I’m sorry!
they left out the part where they made the woman raped by the gorilla pay for the examination. The best part is the McCain campaign response.
“apparently a rape joke is authentic McCain”
-Olberman
I like classic McCain jokes about beating and calling your wife a cunt, and killing people.
i just had a fight with my boner over which one was hotter. Christina Hendricks or January Jones. i mean, while Christina is totally my OG-Mad-Men-Ho and we’re totally dating IRL and have a dog named Bobo; although sometimes i wonder why Don Draper left a nice peice like January Jones at home. i want to go all Notorious B.I.G on her and “ask what your interests are / who you be with / things that make you smile / what numbers to dial”.
needless to say i totally won the fight against my boner. it was an epic battle, but sometimes you gotta show your boner whos boss.
Christina Hendricks is on Page Six, but I’d much rather see her on Page Three. (wink wink, nudge nudge.)
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I read about this in GOOD magazine yesterday (am i supposed to capslock it? I dunno?).. Anyways I kind of hate perfume, too. Or actually I don’t I just don’t…have it. It’s hard enough making sure you have shampoo and clean underwear, (am I right, ladies?! No? Okay…). But this is pretty adorbs. My favorite is “at the beach 1966,” also, “BURNING LEAVES,” because that is one of the best smells in the world (besides pussy and apple pie, of course).
Third Eye Blind : Losing A Whole Year
Go ahead, make fun. I don’t care.
