
jgh:
Madonna,
I know you’re just doing this to bait your audience, but maybe you should just shut the frak up and sing.
John McCain, whilst having made some questionable administrative decisions in his time, is not an evil man — he’s a statesman and a patriot. You may not agree with his decisions, but he is worthy of our respect at the very least. Comparing him to Hitler and Mugabe and Barack Obama to Gandhi not only confirms conservatives’ worst stereotypes about liberal entertainers, but renders the entire debate immature, insipid and annoying to watch. Kind of like you.
Love,
Me
So who is going to hire me to be the new, younger, cooler version of Bourdain?
Lets make this happen, people.
When I retire, I want to work in a garden or a flower shop. I hate sitting at a desk and would love to do something with my hands. And why not be surrounded by beautiful things that smell nice. Plus you don’t have to really deal with people. It’s just you and the earth.OK, let’s go on one of those reblogging sprees where you fill in the answers and shit.
Here we go: What’s your dream job? Why do you want this job? What would you do at this job?
Personally, I’d like to DJ full time and professionally in the UK. It’s something I’m still interested in after 7 years or so and I love to part, so it makes sense. I just want to sit up there in a booth or on a stage throwing down track after track and making people dance for hours.
Yourself?
I want to be Anthony Bourdain.
Diddy Blog #12 - “Gas Prices Are Too High”!
BIG OIL, IT ENDS NOW. DIDDY IS FORCED TO FLY COMMERICAL AIRLINES. STOP THE MADNESS!
The final chapter in a book that no one was reading.
PREVIOUSLY: [The Ultimate Hustle.] [The Supreme Hustle.]
Damon Dash for President! So he’ll have someplace to live.
Oh man, it’s like New York Magazine looked into my soul and then answered all of my questions.

(Short story: Fellow Traveller by Hari Kunzru | Books | guardian.co.uk)
Yo, wassup, dawgs. Jus’ chillin’, eatin’, you know, stuff.